December 4, 2008

“Get back in the kitchen, bastard! I want that pizza done, and I want it ninety seconds ago!”

“Ye-Yes, your Highness…”

Lacus Clyne to Kira Yamato, on an alternate Earth


HELLO HELLO HELLO! Felderich Jack Ronde de Bushcown is back to make everyone puke on your computer monitors!

The man whore bastard bitch moronic bootlicker shitwad base commander want me to inform all of you that due to a scheduled skill competency evaluation order, he cannot provide this week’s Linebarrel summary and review until tomorrow, possibly in the evening. He wants me to tell you guys to wait just a little longer, and to remember to take your dose of laughter in this sad and sorry excuse for a civilized world. He recommends either a little girl called Index or another little girl called Nagi…

His preferences always elude me. But hey, what he keeps under that wooden desk in his office isn’t my business, leastways until I receive the next assasination order from somewhere higher up-oh shit. Did I just say something?

EDIT: So the crew spent an entire afternoon messing around the scrapyard while the commander was away. So…

Destroyed In Action

– ZGMF-X20A Strike Freedom x1

Active Service

– ZGMF-X23S Savior x1

– MBF-P01-Re2 Gold Frame Mina Amatsu x1

– MBF-P02 Red Frame x1

– GN-001 Exia x1

– MMS-01 Serpent Custom x1

In Repairs

– MBF-P03 second L Blue Frame Second L x1


SVMS-010 Over Flag x1

RX-78-2 Gundam x1

YAM-008-2 Altarion x1

VF-25S Messiah x1



  1. That face is still as spastic as ever. XD

  2. Spastism as a concept does not exist in Bushcown’s limited articulatory functions. ^_^|||

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