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Kono Poffin wa datte ja nai!

April 28, 2010

“They’re here, and we’re going to punch them full of holes. That’s all there is to that.”

 

Yeah, before I start this, Gundam 00 movie and the ever-surprising Robot Spirits line sure is generating lotsa hype, yes?

‘ELLO FEGGETS! THIS HERE IS FELDERICH JACK RONDE DE BUSHCOWN, HERE TO BRING YO MORE NEWS ABOUT B-07’S ADVENTURES IN ACID TRIP LAND!

‘Twas once upon a time, during the founding of this concrete dumping ground, that the authorities in charge decided to mess experiment with long-keeping perishable food items. After the tragedy known as the Undertaking of the Confectionary (which mankind would erroneously record as the Cold War(t)), it was decided that food in a self-sufficient base should be kept to army rations and the occasional wildlife unfortunate enough to wander onto the runway.

And so the berries that were ordered (999 Cheris and a Wiki in total) were left to dry at the bottom of the warehouse pile, forgotten by the very people they were supposed to feed. Until now.

Silent Stronghold and the Muppet’s Republic of Freedom For Mudkips has recently developed the technology to recreate the ancient food item sought after by many since the Fifth (or was it Sixth?) End of Teh World ‘N Everythang. After a disaster with a nuclear-powered stirring pot, the technology has been perfected, and I do suppose it is a victory of sorts that the only burnt bun was the Wiki Flour-Cone…

Also, Silent Stronghold has, through a series of ancient tomes, determined that Giratina was permabanned before Pokemon Plantium went worldwide. Apparently he was Maphacking…

Anyways, nothing much really, the VF is pretty much on hitatus until some Mr Mark’s Setter has been getted to make sure those pesky decals don’t tear at the slightest contact with anything that isn’t vacuum. Word has it that the staff is starting on the Blu Duel while the base commander crosses a mountain and a half to get his magical preservative liquid…

And to everyone else, happy Hidey0wning.

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2 comments

  1. The poffin house is where all the bad berries go whe they die. If your lucky, you’ll be recarnated into a rainbow assortment of colours.
    However if karma’s not on your side (or if Stronghold/B-07 is at the wheel of mixer) you get sent to foul poffin land. XD


  2. Better the hell of poffins than to end up in the Muppet’s Republic of Freedom for Mudkips. 😀



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